The Beard

Chris grew a beard this fall. He first shaved it into a mustache, and then shaved it off. Attractive, no?


Why did he grow a beard? Oh, I don't know. "Because I've never grown a real-live beard before."

Which is funny, because I distinctly remember him growing one last fall and saying that he wasn't going to shave until the baby was born. So this post is for us all to remember that he did, in fact, grow a real-live beard once -- so that when he tries to grow one again next fall, I can persuade him otherwise.